things guys should know about girls

Things guys should know about girls:

1. Don't ever lie to us; we always find out.

2. We don't enjoy talking dirty to you as much as you enjoy listening.

3. Don't say you understand when you don't.

4. Girls are pretty, but yours is the Prettiest!

5. You don't have PMS; don't act like you know what it's like.

6. Saying something sweet might get you off the hook;

doing something sweet will always get you off the hook.

7. Don't you talk about having a big Dick; we know you don't.

8. Size does matter, but only to hoes; not girls that want relationships.

9. We don't like it when you act like Mr. Big.

10. A system in your car only impresses your homeboys not us.

11. No matter what you say, your ex-girlfriend is a hoe.

12. It's good to be sensitive, sometimes.
13....... If you did something wrong, or even if you didn't, apologize.

14. Be spontaneous; dinner and a movie won't always cut it.

15. We are self-conscious by nature; we can't help it.

16. We are DrAmA queens.

17. Fashion police do exist.

18. Don't ask us to give head; if you are nice you just might get it.

19. We absolutely DO NOT care about monster trucks,

car systems, paintball, or anything else you and your friends talk about.

20. Hugs and kisses must be given at all times.

21. We don't shave our legs everyday so get over it.

22. Don't make bets about us; we always find out.

23. Shave; no matter how cool you think your goatee or beard or mustache looks, we hate it.

24. Even if you think it is cool to burp, fart, or emit other strange gases from your body, it is not.

25. Don't compare our breasts with Pamela Anderson's; hers are fake, just remember that.

( u have a better shot at ours than you ever will with hers)

26. It is not cool to shoot snot rockets.

27. We are beautiful at all times.

28. We will always think we are fat, so humor us and tell us we aren't.

29. You can shoot hoops, score a goal, knock down big fat guys,

and hit a little baseball with a stick,

so why the hell can't you piss in the toilet and not on it.

30. Most importantly:

we are always right;

so don't forget it.

cinta dan waktu

Alkisah di suatu pulau kecil, tinggallah berbagai
macam benda2 abstrak: ada CINTA,
KESEDIHAN, KEKAYAAN,
KEGEMBIRAAN dan sebagainya. Mereka hidup
berdampingan
dengan baik.

Namun suatu ketika, datang badai
menghempaskan pulau
kecil itu dan air laut tiba2 naik dan akan
menenggelamkan pulau itu. Semua penghuni
pulau cepat2
berusaha menyelamatkan diri. CINTA sangat
kebingungan
sebab ia tidak dapat berenang dan tak mempunyai
perahu. Ia berdiri di tepi pantai mencoba mencari
pertolongan. Sementara itu air makin naik
membasahi
kaki CINTA.

Tak lama kemudian CINTA melihat KEKAYAAN
sedang
mengayuh perahu.

CINTA: " KEKAYAAN! KEKAYAAN! Tolong aku!
KEKAYAAN: " Aduh! Maaf, Cinta, perahuku
telah penuh
dengan harta bendaku
Aku tak dapat membawamu serta, nanti
perahu ini tenggelam. Lagipula
tak ada tempat bagimu di perahuku ini".

Lalu KEKAYAAN cepat2 mengayuh perahunya
pergi. CINTA
sedih sekali, namun kemudian dilihatnya
KEGEMBIRAAN
lewat dengan perahunya.

CINTA:" KEGEMBIRAAN tolonglah aku!" Namun
KEGEMBIRAAN terlalu gembira karena dia
menemukan
perahu sehingga ia tak mendengar teriakan CINTA.

Air makin tinggi membasahi CINTA sampai ke
pinggang
dan CINTA semakin panik. Tak lama kemudian
lewatlah
KECANTIKAN.

CINTA: " KECANTIKAN, bawalah aku
bersamamu!"
KECANTIKAN:" Wah CINTA kamu basah dan
kotor. Aku tak
bisa membawamu
ikut. Nanti kamu mengotori perahuku
yang
indah ini"

CINTA sedih sekali mendengarnya. Ia mulai
menangis
terisak-isak. Saat itu lewatlah KESEDIHAN.

CINTA:" Oh KESEDIHAN bawalah aku
bersamamu!"
KESEDIHAN:" Maaf, aku sedang sedih dan aku
ingin
sendirian saja......."

. dan dia mengayuh perahunya.

CINTA putus asa. Ia merasakan air makin naik
dan
akan menenggelamkannya. Pada saat kritis itulah
tiba2
terdengar suara" CINTA mari cepat naik
keperahuku!"

CINTA menoleh ke arah suara itu dan melihat
seorang
tua dengan perahunya. Cepat2 CINTA naik ke
perahu
itu, tepat sebelum air menenggelamkannya.

Di pulau terdekat, orang tua itu menurunkan
CINTA
dan segera pergi lagi. Pada saat itu barulah CINTA
sadar bahwa ia sama sekali tidak mengetahui
siapa
orang tua yang menyelamatkannya itu. CINTA
segera
menanyakannya kepada salah seorang penduduk
tertua di
pulau itu.

" Oh orang tua tadi? Dia adalah WAKTU"
" Tapi kenapa ia menyelamatkanku? Aku tak
mengenalnya. Bahkan teman2 yang
mengenalkupun enggan
menolongku", tanya CINTA heran.

Kata orang itu:" Sebab hanya WAKTUlah yang
tahu
berapa nilai sesungguhnya dari CINTA itu......".

you walked lightly

You walked lightly into my life
Captivating and lovely to my mind,
At first, I never cared who you were
Now I don’t know who I am without you,
You kissed me
I felt my world change,
You held me
I heard my heart awaken,
You loved me
And my soul was born anew
You walked lightly into my life
Now my heart knows who you are
And with every breath
And every step
I take down lonely roads,
Your hand is my staff
Your voice is my guide
Your strength my shelter
You’re passion my awakening.
You walked lightly into my life,
And all my pain
You took as your own,
And all my fears
You cast into the sea,
All my doubt
Lost in your eyes,
You walked lightly into my life
And no matter if you choose to stay or go,
My life is forever changed,
Just because you loved me
For a moment in time.
And because I choose
To love you
For the rest of mine

- love -

fn

.: love doesn't need a reason :.

Lady : Why do u like me? Why do u love me?
Man : I can't tell the reason... But I really like u...
Lady : U can't even tell me the reason... How can u say u like me? How can u say u love me?Man : I really don't know the reason, but I canprove that I love u.
Lady : Proof ? No! I want u to tell me thereason.My friend's boyfriend can tell her why he lovesher,but not u!
Man : OK...OK !!! Erm...because u are beautiful,because your voice is sweet, because u arecaring, because u are loving, because u arethoughtful, because of your smile, because ofyourevery movements...Unfortunately, a few days later, the Lady metwithan accident and became comma. The Guy thenplaced a letter by her side, and here is thecontent :Dearest,Because of your sweet voice that I love u...Now can u talk? No! Therefore I cannot love u.Because of your care and concern then I like u...Now that u cannot show them, therefore Icannotlove u.Because of your smile, because of your everymovements that I love u...Now can u smile? Now can u move? No,therefore Icannot love u...If love needs a reason, like now, there is noreasonfor me to love u anymore. Do loves need areason?NO! Therefore, I still love u... And love doesn'tneeda reason..."When loving someone... never regret what udo...Only regret what u didn't do"If God brings u to it...He will bring u through it...

holding you here in my arms
your heart is beating fast
and you want me to tell you
just how long our love will last
look in my eyes, hear what i say
i'll be the one who won't walk away

i cross my heart
pledge to you, all my love
to have and to hold
from this moment on
just as long as the stars shine above
i will be true, i promise you
i cross my heart

if i had just one wish
i'd make your dreams come true
'cause i have everything i need
when i'm loving you

put your hand in mine
i want you to know
i'll stand by your side and never let go

i cross my heart
pledge to you, all my love
to have and to hold
from this moment on
just as long as the stars shine above
i will be true, i promise you
i cross my heart

i cross my heart
pledge to you, all my love
to have and to hold
from this moment on
just as long as the stars shine through
i will be true, i promise you
i cross my heart
i will be true, i promise you
i cross my heart

i cross my heart
all 4 one & sammi cheng

.: this one's funny :.

You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love;
the running across fields into your lover's arms can only come later when you're sure they won't laugh if you trip.

Love,
fn

.: another quote .... :.

Come live with me, and be my love,
And we will some new pleasures prove
Of golden sands, and crystal brooks,
With silken lines, and silver hooks.

- John Donne -

.: bible quote :.

So faith, hope, love abide, these three; but the greatest of these is Love

1 Corinthians 13 : 13